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«Hi, I'm Kafka the Cat, and I'm here to take you on a quick tour of the Reia programming language» — isn't it the weirdest mascot name ever? - http://reia-lang.org/
«Reia is a Ruby-like scripting language for the Erlang virtual machine. Reia brings you the best of both worlds between Ruby's friendly syntax, reflection, metaprogramming, and the amazing power of blocks, and Erlang's immense abilities for concurrency, distribution, hot code swapping, and fault tolerance» — turning a pure functional language into an OO scripting language makes for quite a Transformation. ‎- 9000