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«Captain Oblivious is a superhero renowned for his failure to comprehend what is going on around him» - http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Captain_Oblivious
I think I got a new mascot. ‎- 9000
Huh.. And why is he different from Captain Obvious? ‎- Всё коту масленица
All the difference is in 'li' — Captain Obvious ‎- another bloody Bagarthach
There is no difference — Captain Oblivious ‎- another bloody Bagarthach
по правилам старой орфографии изображается с бутылкой абсента в мозгу ‎- another bloody Bagarthach
also Captain Oblique who is unable to display his awareness of the outside events in any comprehensible way ‎- another bloody Bagarthach
от этого также известен как Капитан Пизанский ‎- another bloody Bagarthach