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How to keep someone with you forever -
2010-06-20 18:05:08 GMT
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No Poland. No future.
"So you want to keep your lover or your employee close. Bound to you, even. You have a few options. You could be the best lover they've ever had, kind, charming, thoughtful, competent, witty, and a tiger in bed. You could be the best workplace they've ever had, with challenging work, rewards for talent, initiative, and professional development, an excellent work/life balance, and good pay. But both of those options demand a lot from you."
gambling, collectible cards, most video games, the Internet itself, and relationships with crazy people.
(This also works in bad relationships if you're polyamorous.)
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