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RT @secboffin: "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke." #protolol
Do you want an ssl joke? Yes, fujfgjgdh. OK, gyhdgjuhjkhhff.... ‎- 9000
openvpn suicidejoke.ovpn ‎- Всё коту масленица
What did the DNS server say when realized that a host has an IPv6 address? AAAA! ‎- 9000