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"70 proof means 70%, you have 70% chance of getting drunk. 100 proof means you will get drunk and 151 proof as in 151 rum means not only will you get drunk but the guy next to you is looking pretty dern good. The guy above me answered it correctly, so I can just be silly, and hand me another glass of wine please!"
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what's with the pirates always drunk on rum? :) ‎- successful Christian cemetery