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"If you say you're an expert in something, many interviewers take it to mean you claim to have a bigger penis than they do, metaphorically speaking of course, and they're going to pull out their still highly metaphorical measuring stick during the interview and size you up."
"I employ this metaphor in its most gender-neutral possible interpretation, needless to say." ‎· current standards of decency

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