At the rate he's going, I wouldn't be surprised if Trump congratulates himself soon for introducing golf to Scotland. .
"I introduced the world to the oceans! before i came along no one knew what they were or how to get across them, but I showed them the way. that's the type of leader you want. one that can cross oceans! by swimming even! ‎- Dani (aka ashuping)
"I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of [Donald Trump], I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a God." ‎- Mr. Noodle
Has anyone told him that presidents don't get to run their own investments? Aren't they supposed to go into a blind trust? (What happens to businesses they own?) ‎- bentley