А никто ещё не перевёл и не опубликовал этот отличный текст по-русски? "A 30-Second Guide to How the Gay Marriage Ruling Affects You" http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/a-30-second-guide-to-how-g...
If You Are a Heterosexual Who Suffers Anger or Anxiety at the Thought of Gay Couples Getting Married as an Abstract Concept, and Believes the Only Cure Is to Legally Prevent Gay Marriage: This decision will cause you some degree of anger or anxiety. Otherwise, this decision does not affect you in any way. ‎- earlyadopter