In which Heaven gets his junk cut off by his son Kronos, whom he had previously stuffed back in Earth's hoo-ha, while fucking Earth. Kronos then presumably exits his mother's vagina (again) and throws the disembodied tackle into the sea. This excites the baloney pony so much that "a white foam spread around" it. From this "foam" the beautiful goddess Aphrodite is born. (For this reason she is also known as Cock Lover.) And that's today's mythology lecture courtesy of Hesiod.