In which Heaven gets his junk cut off by his son Kronos, whom he had previously stuffed back in Earth's hoo-ha, while fucking Earth. Kronos then presumably exits his mother's vagina (again) and throws the disembodied tackle into the sea. This excites the baloney pony so much that "a white foam spread around" it. From this "foam" the beautiful goddess Aphrodite is born. (For this reason she is also known as Cock Lover.) And that's today's mythology lecture courtesy of Hesiod.
Source: http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus:text:199... "So he said: and vast Earth rejoiced greatly in spirit, and set and hid him in an ambush, and put in his hands [175] a jagged sickle, and revealed to him the whole plot. And Heaven came, bringing on night and longing for love, and he lay about Earth spreading himself full upon her.1Then the son from his ambush stretched forth his left hand and in his right took the great long sickle [180] with jagged teeth, and swiftly lopped off his own father's members and cast them away to fall behind him. And not vainly did they fall from his hand; for all the bloody drops that gushed forth Earth received, and as the seasons moved round [185] she bore the strong Erinyes and the great Giants with gleaming armour, holding long spears in their hands and the Nymphs whom they call Meliae2all over the boundless earth. And so soon as he had cut off the members with flint and cast them from the land into the surging sea, [190] they were swept away over the main a long time: and a white foam spread around them from the immortal flesh, and in it there grew a maiden. First she drew near holy Cythera, and from there, afterwards, she came to sea-girt Cyprus, and came forth an awful and lovely goddess, and grass [195] grew up about her beneath her shapely feet. Her gods and men call Aphrodite, and the foam-born goddess and rich-crowned Cytherea, because she grew amid the foam, and Cytherea because she reached Cythera, and Cyprogenes because she was born in billowy Cyprus, [200] and Philommedes3 because she sprang from the members. And with her went Eros, and comely Desire followed her at her birth at the first and as she went into the assembly of the gods. This honor she has from the beginning, and this is the portion allotted to her amongst men and undying gods,— [205] the whisperings of maidens and smiles and deceits with sweet delight and love and graciousness." ‎- Eivind
Boy, I married one dirty mofo. ‎- Jenny H.
Let me tell you, modern life has NOTHING on the Greeks. ‎- laura x
Better a dirty mofo than one who pretends sex is somehow disgusting and shouldn't exist. ‎- Smooth Young Priest
@taoofcoffee: Hesiod made me do it! ‎- Eivind
I meant "dirty mofo" as a term of endearment, of course. ;) ‎- Jenny H.
@taoofcoffee: Awwww! The incestuous ones are the best ones! :-P ‎- Eivind