Ontario police break up 'domestic dispute' between man and pet parrot http://barrie.ctvnews.ca/ontario-police-break-up-domestic-dis...
"They heard him yelling and saying, 'I hope you die," and so on and so forth," Bates said. "So we attended and we located the male of the household alone in the house screaming at his pet parrot who apparently was 'beaking off' at him, in his words." ‎- JustDuckie
" The man had been drinking, Bates said, adding that the parrot did not appear to be hurt in any way. Police did not lay any charges." ‎- JustDuckie
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