That "More Than Brains" University Of Phoenix Commercial Is In The Running For Worst Ad Of All Time
2016-04-25 16:49:13 GMT
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"FOR-PROFIT COLLEGES ARE PREDATORY AND MERCENARY AND THEY GOUGE THEIR STUDENTS AND NOW THEY ARE TRYING TO POSE AS UNDERDOGS? FUCKING NOPE"
Oh my god, I hate that library scene so much. "Don’t do this. Don’t ever do this. Why is this scene in the commercial? Are we supposed to laud this rude woman’s dismissive-as-shit “ONE SECOND” finger as somehow a sign of her persistence and stick-to-it-iveness? Ma’am, the library is CLOSED. You do not get special library hours just because you go to college. This security guard is doing his JOB and his shift is probably ending and he wants to go home and you can’t even use your words to tell him “I’m just wrapping up, thanks”? You SHUSH him with your FINGER like he’s a child? That’s racist as hell, rude as shit, and bad for people who work in libraries all over this country."
OMG, I hate those ads, for so many of the reasons they're listing. That voice. NONE OF THESE NEW LYRICS SCAN. The super double extra patronizing behavior. All of it.
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