MORE HEADLINES FROM YAHOO NEWS (You Will Literally, Figuratively Die When You Read This!)
2016-05-10 19:14:18 GMT
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"The President of the Palestinian Authority, speaking at a peace conference or whatever, stepped out in a suit that had everyone looking his way! “We’ve seen Mahmoud rock the UN before, but never like this!” our correspondent reported. “Nobody even noticed Netanyahu or the other leaders. He just radiated. The tie! The glasses! It was perfection.” U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry, noted, “He just has the look. I mean, you have to hand it to him. He’s the ‘It’ leader in the peace process right now.” Supposedly, there was some kind of agreement or joint statement or something."
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