The Bible Took Out All the Coolest Shit About Solomon | Myths RETOLD
"when Solomon became king God came up to him and was like “yo I was friends with your dad So I will give you any superpower you want. what superpower you want” and Solomon is like “How about SUPER-WISDOM so that I can always be a JUST AND RIGHTEOUS KING” and God is like “WHAT A DOPE ANSWER" ‎- JustDuckie