New Study Suggests Pregnant Woman Silently Yearns for Your Opinion
"New study suggests: Pregnant woman silently yearns for opinions of complete strangers on her health, readiness for childrearing, and attractiveness while trapped in a hot, itchy, pulsing, 24-hour fat suit." ‎- JustDuckie
"New study suggests: Overdue pregnant woman had previous awareness of size before having it summarized by colleague." ‎- JustDuckie
"New study reveals: Old man waxing poetic on beauty of childbirth sat in waiting room smoking cigars and expecting dinner on the table, during all decades-old chances he ever had to witness childbirth firsthand." ‎- JustDuckie