Man finds Jesus at Texas church, steals him http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/texas/article/Jesus-s...
"A man walked into St. Joseph's Catholic Church in Corpus Christi on Friday looking for Jesus. When he found him, he picked him up and took him." ‎- JustDuckie
"According to police, the man was confronted by someone as he walked away from the church. Later that day, the statue was returned." ‎- JustDuckie