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List: Five Ways to Help a Mother Whose Child is Having a Meltdown in Aisle 14. http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/five-ways-to-help-a-mother...
"1. Travel back in time to the moment just before the mother is leaving the house to go to the supermarket. “Don’t forget to take Hunkerdoodle,” tell her, referring to the purple and green musical stuffed toy which usually puts Jonas into an agreeable trance. When she looks up from the floor where she’s kneeling down to put socks on Jonas and says, “‘How did you get in here? What the fuck are you doing in my house?” say, “You’re welcome.”" ‎· JustDuckie
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