Woman calls police to report their cat is going crazy http://www.news4jax.com/news/talkers/woman-calls-police-to-re...
"Caller: "Hi. This is going to sound like a strange question, but we have a cat, and it's going crazy, and it's attacked my husband, and we're kind of hostage in our house. And we're just wondering who we can call to do something, get rid of the cat or help us." Dispatch: "This is your cat?" Caller: "It's our own cat, yes." Dispatch: "So, it's your own pet?" Caller: "Yes." Dispatch: "Give me one second."" ‎- JustDuckie