Police: Florida man forgets to untie boat while stealing it http://www.houstonseagle.com/news/news/weird-news/police-flor...
"Jimmie Shuman, 42, almost got away with the boat heist outside the waterfront restaurant Sailor’s Return in Stuart when he tried to make off with the 23-foot boat around 10 p.m., TCPalm reports. While attempting to ride off, police said Shuman didn’t realize that the boat was still tied to the dock." ‎- JustDuckie
Dammit, Florida Man. ‎- Mr. Noodle