tl;dr I broke my face. It's better now.
So last year I bought my son a new car, since we were moving to Washington and I didn't want to leave him in a 2004 Jeep with 180,000 miles on it. During the recent hailstorms in San Antonio, the car was damaged a bit. HOWEVER, here's where it gets interesting: we bought the car last year because it was hail damaged, so now there's 30 dings on the roof instead of the 25 there were last week. Moreover, the car is a Volkswagen Jetta TDI: yes, the diesel model with the fraudulent emissions that VW will supposedly be buying back from me. Should I file a claim?