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(via avva) Experience: I was swallowed by a hippo - http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2013/may/04/i-was-swallowed-by-a-hippo

"I wriggled as hard as I could, and in the few seconds for which he opened his jaws, I managed to escape. I swam towards Evans, but the hippo struck again, dragging me back under the surface. I'd never heard of a hippo attacking repeatedly like this, but he clearly wanted me dead." ‎· "Serious" Black
"Luckily, he knew first aid and was able to seal the wounds in my chest with the wrapper from a tray of snacks, which almost certainly stopped my lungs from collapsing and saved my life" - короче, если собираешься быть проглоченным бегемотом, тебе не повредят курсы первой помощи ‎· "Serious" Black

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