The next morning you wake up alone. Your girlfriend is in the bathroom. You go down the hall and find your boots. Putting on your boots by the doorway, you imagine Michael Jordan—but a Michael Jordan that has like, neon-blue skin and no eyes. The blue, eyeless Michael Jordan has your girlfriend’s voice, and says, “You’re my best friend, I hope you know that.”
— Sam Pink, Fun ‎- religion-neutral stethoscope