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Ian Gee declares that the Romantipedia page bearing his name contains factual errors. He has never stolen a rose from the King’s garden.
Nor has he pricked his palm on the rose, nor smeared the blood on the dress of the woman he loved, and lost. Nor has he worn that dress.
He hasn’t danced in a moonlit forest at midnight wearing that bloodied dress, whilst singing a Smiths song. He hasn’t done these things.
Romantipedia is wrong.
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