ALICE'S MANIFESTO: 1. Getting Brian Johnson back in AC/DC 2. A snake in every pot 3. No more pencils, no more books 4. Adding Lemmy to Mt Rushmore 5. Peter Sellers on the £20 note 6. Cupholders required for every airplane seat 7. Ban on talking during movies in movie theatres 8. Ban on taking selfies, except on a designated National Selfie Day ‎- unihorny biped
Yes fucking please! ‎- overtaken by reality