I am afraid that you are diagnosed with a condition called "Tone Deafness" it is the lack of relative pitch, or the inability to distinguish between musical notes that is not due to the lack of musical training or education. This thing is caused by listening to too much of shitty mainstream Music.
... I suggest you take a daily dose of hearing songs & performances like this one and i guarantee you will have a better musical taste & sense and you will get MULTIPLE EARGASMS. ‎- выпей католиту!