McSweeney’s [hilarious] Update Notes for the Latest Version of OSX
"This OSX update improves the stability, compatibility and security of your computer and, in fact, your whole damn life. It is recommended for all users." ‎· neehcohlahdahgohsteenoh
"Resolves the conflict in the Middle East through a two-state solution without undermining the security of the State of Israel" <3 ‎· plettrude