McSweeney’s [hilarious] Update Notes for the Latest Version of OSX http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/update-notes-for-the-lates...
"This OSX update improves the stability, compatibility and security of your computer and, in fact, your whole damn life. It is recommended for all users." ‎- nicoladagostino punto itte
"Resolves the conflict in the Middle East through a two-state solution without undermining the security of the State of Israel" <3 ‎- plettrude