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31-year-old woman plans to marry a tree named Tim; says it’s the best sex she’s ever had | -
"Emma told Closer Magazine that a series of bad relationships with men turned her towards Tim, a tall, sturdy poplar tree who is obviously pretty good for a root as Emma says that sex with him is the best she’s ever had." ‎- Alex Kapranoff
<<...since even in the time of Pliny a noble Roman used thus to treat a beautiful beech-tree in another sacred grove of Diana on the Alban hills. He embraced it, he kissed it, he lay under its shadow, he poured wine on its trunk. Apparently he took the tree for the goddess. The custom of physically marrying men and women to trees is still practised in India and other parts of the East. Why should it not have obtained in ancient Latium?>> ‎- Скажи это моей лошади
where the saw meets the log ‎- ricercar
Omg // Tim ‎- eth0
Happy Tree Friends! ‎- tcharge