Victory through semantics » from archive
...when you work in the media and spend more time gazing at screens than into the eyes of people, thank God.
What's the point of a baby? You can't even play a rudimentary game of Tetris on a baby. Not without taking hallucinogens. ‎- Victory through semantics
Apple zealots were quick to point out that you can get around the problem entirely by placing the device on a velvet cushion and gazing at it and breathing through your nose and masturbating instead of making any calls. ‎- Victory through semantics