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"Your parents insist on wearing a hat in the winter, because golova ne zopa." ‎- Victory through semantics
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etot about patstalom ‎- Victory through semantics
Your dad calls Obama ABIZYANA in public and does not give a fuck because yemu pohuy. ‎- Victory through semantics
When you are sick, Pei moloko c miedom. ‎- Victory through semantics
My aunt was driving her 750LI BMW while talking on her phone. She got pulled over by a chorniy cop who asked her, "Do you think because you drive a BMW you can do whatever you want?" She responded, "Do you think because Obama is president you can do whatever you want?" ‎- Victory through semantics
In an American house cereal is what's for breakfast....in a Russian house it's celedka c kartoskai ‎- Victory through semantics

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