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"Computers are schizophrenic little children with auto-immune diseases and we don't beat them when they're bad." •
“Most people don't even know what sysadmins do, but trust me, if they all took a lunch break at the same time they wouldn't make it to the deli before you ran out of bullets protecting your canned goods from roving bands of mutants.” ‎· Victory through semantics
“Here are the secret rules of the internet: five minutes after you open a web browser for the first time, a kid in Russia has your social security number. Did you sign up for something? A computer at the NSA now automatically tracks your physical location for the rest of your life. Sent an email? Your email address just went up on a billboard in Nigeria.” ‎· Victory through semantics
“Vast chains of abstract conditions and requirements have to be picked through to discover things like missing commas. Doing this all day leaves you in a state of mild aphasia as you look at people's faces while they're speaking and you don't know they've finished because there's no semicolon.” ‎· Victory through semantics
Evernote автоматически поместил текст в блокнот /b/ и поставил тег “conceptual”, ооок. ‎· Victory through semantics