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Swimming with the seals... much better than dolphins! #northwestisbest

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I'd like to imagine a scenario where a dolphin a whale a seal and an otter swim into a bar

 ‎· SaeedTheGiraffe ?
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Could they walk into the bar instead? I think the punch line should be something about vestigial legs.

 ‎· Ken Morley
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...Bartender: What's the wagon for? Seal: Whale's vestigial legs are useless after the second planktini.

 ‎· Ken Morley
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well I learned a new word today, vestigial :D and as for the walking part, they're all die hard winos , they bask in the glow of their ability to swim into the booze.

 ‎· SaeedTheGiraffe ?
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so: a dolphin, a whale, a seal, and an otter swim into a bar, they were found all dried up a week later inside the belly of the whale, he had an undying thirst and a ferocious apetite for olives

 ‎· SaeedTheGiraffe ?
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btw I don't think I'm good at punch lines which is sad

 ‎· SaeedTheGiraffe ?
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Lol, I need to think about this some more. :)

 ‎· Ken Morley

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