She was frustrated that her "GOD DAMN PRINTER NEVER GOD DAMN WORKS! GOD DAMN COMPUTERS!!" - I took it apart and found a piece of popcorn jamming the feed mechanism. I suggested she apologize to her printer.
Everyday techsupporting. ‎- Micah
A friend who used to do tech support for a New Jersey police department was once called in to check out a printer. She looked at the printer. "Is that a bullet hole?" she asked. The response was emphatic: "There has been no unauthorized discharge of a weapon in this building." "Oh. Okay." ‎- bentley
:D ‎- Pea Bukowski
! @bentley ‎- Micah