Voice in my head: "I just ate ice cream right out the carton like it were a feeding trough." Other Voice: "But I'm eating for two." Whisper Voice: "But I'm not pregnant."
2016-07-09 02:03:49 GMT
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you were eating for me, bruh. you were eating for me...
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I just ate ice cream right out of the carton and am so much fuller than I thought I'd be AND NOW I KNOW WHY! Demon stomach! Ghost stomach!
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