I took one for the team and read prepared Trump speech. Let me paraphrase this one part: "And now for a moment I want to pander to the evangelicals—you are tremendous goddamnit, I mean JESUS you've got some sort of martyr complex but you also got that loyalty to your religious right big wigs, and those guys, I mean they're minor leagues, but game recognize game, OKAY! Now, back to white grievance more generally…"