I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
Jack Handey via @liquidgold , все вспоминаю. ‎- поцелуйчики в строю
"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay." ‎- трансгуманизм умеет ждать