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“You can’t reinvent the wheel, but with enough venture capital you sure can try.”

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"Don't get wooed because some cute guy gave you hot sauce!" #Stephisms

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"Bears know right where you are. They can smell the color of your shirt from 500 miles away."

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"Once you're wearing it, you have to treat the front of your mask like your asshole. Never touch it. And if you do touch your mask, or your asshole, wash your hands immediately."

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is this a Stephism?

 ‎· StephAnie Wear A Mask
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@cogscilibrarian: No, not this time.

 ‎· April 1
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"I like when the message is the music itself, rather than any sort of lyrics. Kind of hard to spread hate with 50 violins, unless you are beating people over the head with them."

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"Went to the Asian supermarket because everyone magically knows how to wear a mask correctly and doesn't argue about it there."

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"If ignorance were excruciatingly painful, a lot of y'all would end up becoming heroine junkies, trying to make it stop."

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"If you leave your laundry at the Laundromat, nobody is going to eat it." #Stephisms

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"Under different circumstances, circumstances would be different."

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From here: https://youtu.be/kWCTxJl2Nw0?t=387

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"thai eggplant is especially bad though, it's like eating a bees nest" --a vegetarian friend, that doesn't like vegetables

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"If 2020 were a cologne, it would be colon." #Stephisms

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"Paypal knows I'm an NPC!" #Stephisms

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"Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose."

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Just when I think it has left my head, I see another photo, another video, another news story and it comes right back. And I am not just talking about the last week or so.

 ‎· April
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Quoted from here: https://thenextweb.com/plugged/2020/05/15/ding-dong-the-butterfly-keyboards-dead-apple-analysis/

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"No, that's not chaos. That's just pissants yelling and moaning."

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From https://www.theguardian.com/food/commentisfree/2020/apr/01/shoppers-hoard-yeast-solution-soda-bread

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How To Make Bread With No Yeast In Historical America https://mokum.place/history/2525686

 ‎· Halil
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Those darn people baking stuff for fun. *ducks and runs*

 ‎· The Common Masked Jill 5
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@halil: I just posted it for the last sentence.

 ‎· April 2
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"Everybody makes stuff. It's what humans do. Some of us only make mistakes and big messes, though." #Stephisms

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"If you're gonna die, at least die trying not to." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP_XPLFEMng

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"You can keep your Star Wars and bacon. I'll just sit over here with my Star Trek and Taylor Ham." #Stephisms

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"Is that a fancy term for taking a shit at work? Be right back, I'm making "business crystals!" #Stephisms

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She misheard me, when I said "bismuth crystals".

 ‎· April 2
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"I got a random beeting at the Nutley Diner. Is this a normal thing?" #Stephisms

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My daughter grew up in diners, and never experienced any diner automatically serving beets, like they serve bread. Neither have I.

 ‎· April 1
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the diners around here (btwn Balto. and DC) are like any other restaurant - a local one is owned by an Indian family (as in from the sub-continent). In Southern PA is where the beets happen.

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People in Hell are total bean counters. #Stephisms

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"Something to cross-stitch and hang on the wall: Eat the bread or you'll get the shits!" #Stephisms

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Daughter: "Kids that are teenagers, right now, are not fucking millennials! That would be illegal." #Stephisms

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"Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go eat worms....It's a song about having borderline personality disorder and drowning your sorrows with multiple bottles of tequila."

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yes. this. i've posted before that if i start posting lyrics from that song i'm in a bad space.

 ‎· Danielle Otter
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Huh. I'd always heard it as "going to the garden for worms" as opposed to "guess I'll go eat worms". It also then goes on to describe all the different shapes & sizes of worms.

 ‎· Mr. Noodle
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@cgrymala: And then it describes the process of eating them, with them wiggling and squirming as they go down, then wiggling and squirming as they come back up again.

 ‎· April
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Here's the version I am most familiar with: https://archive.org/details/WeeSingSillySongs/02+Nobody+Likes+Me.wma

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