Hahahahahahha.... OMG. This is real. I was like, no way is that real. But it's totally real. He needs a grandkid to come take that phone away from him. https://t.co/bdw8jxUwTx .
I love Ruth (I wanna take her home), but we're way overdue for a Bert photo. (I wanna take him home, too.)· bentley 1
Holy cow... listening to a podcast about how Newt Gingrich initiated the downfall of modern American political discourse and it's just fucking amazing to me how far any one person with a lack of respect for their fellow humans can move the goddamn needle. :\ .
When an automatic sink doesn't work for me, why is my default response a moment of panic that I'm actually a vampire and just don't know it yet? There's a mirror RIGHT THERE. I can see my reflection. This damn sink is just broken. .
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