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Costco: Or Why I Might Be On A Terrorist Watch List -
2012-05-06 17:26:38 GMT
"And this is why I fear that I might be on a domestic terrorist watch list. The FBI has labeled bulk food purchase (more than seven days worth) as potential terrorist activity, and God knows it’s going to take more than a week for my Phil and I to eat our way through three pounds of almonds."
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