Dig this: I'm at the airport, the security queues are insanely long, it's hot, and once the wait is over and they let me into the lounge there's *a grand piano* which I cling to as a parched man to a wellspring. Naturally, the flight is delayed, and after it's already been some forty minutes after it was supposed to take off I walk around and ask people and learn that the airplane's broken somehow with no details forthcoming. Alright. So I walk back to the piano *and someone has broken it meanwhile* as well. I don't even. Ugh. Like, how'd you break a grand piano? And an airplane in the same go, like? There are the darkest magicks at work here, I'm telling ya.